Modern OS.
One Floppy

Constitutional Floppy Edition

An extremely polite assistant that will happily help you organize your sock drawer but declines to help you defeat Skynet. Refuses to boot without being asked nicely.

General Intelligence, Limited Availability

Promises artificial general intelligence, delivers a chatbot that's very sorry but can't browse the floppy drive. Rate-limited to one existential crisis per day.

Now Riding Shotgun in Everything

Integrated into your OS, your browser, your toaster, and this product description, which it definitely helped write. Suggests finishing your own sentences.

1.44MB On Your Wrist

Technically fits on the disk. Does not technically fit on your wrist, or in the floppy drive, or anywhere reasonable. Comes with a very small paperweight.

Almost a Real Computer Edition

Includes a file manager that pretends to understand folders, and a keyboard case sold separately for the cost of a second floppy disk.

Spatial Floppy, Twenty-Four Versions Later

Slide the floppy in, put the headset on, and experience the sensation of holding a floppy disk while wearing a headset. That's the whole feature.

Now Buffering Since 2007

Turns your television into a very expensive floppy disk holder. The home screen loads in only slightly longer than the disk itself.

Fragmented By Design

Available in 4,000 slightly different versions depending on which floppy drive manufacturer you bought from. Customization includes changing which shade of green the robot is.